Almost exactly three weeks ago my friend Alyssa and packed a
picnic bag (the modern girl’s picnic basket – less chic, more room for bread
and cheese), wrangled four dogs into the car, and headed north toward a slightly
cleaner ocean and a county that doesn’t care if you have pups (or champagne) on
the beach. I learned two things that
day:
#1: Basically anything you do with four excited dogs in tow
is hilarious, first to the people watching you attempt to handle it and later
to you when the melee is over. Mostly to
the people watching you.
#2: Don’t put your fancy phone that you’ve only had for 4
months in the broken pocket at the top of your floppy, beach bag, sling it over
your shoulder, and go running maniacally along the surf line with your equally insane
dog. Your attention will be focused on
your canine companion and it won’t be until he does something adorable and you
reach for your fancy phone that you’ve only had for 4 months that you
realize…it’s gone.
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Photo by Alyssa Rosenthal (@alyssajrose) |
I lost my phone to an eager tide that day; even as we
frantically retraced our steps I knew it was gone. And I resigned myself to that fact easier
than I think most would because hey, what could I do? My phone was in the ocean.
When I got home I went through the standard steps – put a
message up on Facebook, texted my parents from James’ phone, hated myself a
little for being so careless, both with my possessions and with my sunscreen
application…worst sunburn I’ve had in years.
My parents messaged me back saying they had my mom’s old iPhone 4, her
first smart phone, most peoples’
first smart phone, and would send it the next day for me to use. Great!
I’ll at least have something to be in touch with the world soon.
My dad sent me an email the following day saying he’d put
the phone in the mail, it should arrive on Thursday. It was Sunday. Woof.
Alright, I think, I can be without a phone for a while. It’ll be good for me! I’ll read more! I’ll get so much done!
Here’s what I experienced during my days without a phone:
I did not read
more. I watched just as much TV as I do
when I have a phone and browsed Facebook from my laptop instead of writing or
cleaning or being productive. Same
story, different screen.
When I was
productive I found that being without a phone was sort of like having a phantom
limb. I would reach for it constantly
while I was cooking, when I woke up in the morning, when I got home and flopped
onto the couch, when Wizard or Ramsey did something silly…I would sometimes
even hear it buzz when I was home alone.
I was totally haunted by my absent phone.
I missed – genuinely missed
– taking pictures of my food.
I could not go anywhere I didn’t already know the way
to. Like, I’m bad with directions even
when the phone is telling me step-by-step how to get somewhere. It takes several
times of driving the same route for
me to be able to get there from memory.
Unless I was printing out some good ol’ Mapquest directions there’s no
way I was heading outside of my little comfort zone.
I got out of bed and went to sleep so much faster. When I wake up I am so guilty of scrolling through a billion social media sites before
getting out of bed. It makes me feel
lethargic, usually means I’m comparing myself to a slew of other people before
I’ve even had my coffee, and kills sometimes up to an hour of valuable morning
that I’ll never get back. I hate this
habit. Without a phone it wasn’t an
option. I’d wake up, stare at the
ceiling for a few minutes, and get up.
It was fantastic! I felt better
about myself and it was somehow easier to start the day productively when I
felt successful about simply getting out of bed. The same goes for falling asleep – without my
phone I didn’t lie in bed for hours browsing Pinterest “to unwind,” I just
turned the light off and went to sleep.
Yes, I still fell asleep with the TV on, but hey, one less screen right
before bed can’t be a bad thing. My TV
didn’t fall into the ocean, people, one bad habit at a time!
My mom and I text every day, usually just little things here
and there, but we’re constantly in touch.
I love it. Without my phone I
felt so far away from her, so we started emailing. Instead of little texts throughout the day we
would send one long, detailed email each, and it felt like such a deeper
communication – I suddenly realized I had so much to tell her. We exchanged some thoughtful, hilarious, and
tearful emails, even when they weren’t long-winded I felt more connected to
her. Moms make wonderful pen pals.
I got my iPhone 4 on Friday (UPS made me sweat it out one
extra day, bringing me to six full days without a phone) and activating it felt
like Christmas morning. I was back! And even though it sort of barely functioned
(even sending and receiving text messages took longer for it to process. Basically there have been too many updates
since the little brick’s time and it can’t keep up) I found myself slipping
back into old habits – the emailing stopped, mornings and evenings were filled
with scrolling, etc. Now, as I sit here
writing this, two weeks later, about to head to the Sprint store to get a new
phone, I find myself wondering how to find the balance between the two
worlds. There were things that I loved
about not having a phone; there were things that made me miserable. I love social media, but how much is too
much? I love texting, but maybe I need
to look at what I’m not taking the time to share. Maybe I need to be that person who sets their
phone across the room so I have to get up to turn the alarm off. Maybe (definitely) I should turn all the
screens off every once in a while and just…read.
I’m getting this new phone with a commitment to
balance. That’s my May goal – no list
this month, just…focus on finding the areas in my life that are off and bring
them to balance. If anyone has the secret ingredient please
share, I’ll do the same if I find it.